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Joke of the Day
"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."
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"[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod"
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"A man who is infatuated with soil... has a dirty fetish."
"So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves."
"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst"
"In hell, you have to listen to chicks fully explain a movie, scene by scene."
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