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Joke of the Day

"A sandwich walks in to a bar... ...and the barman says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here"""

"Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself"

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"

"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."

"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."

"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."

"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."

"I went on an extreme camping trip... It was in tents."

"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"

"sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say ""millennials all do fake social media jobs""& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now"