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Joke of the Day

"sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say ""millennials all do fake social media jobs""& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now"

"What did the Jewish pirate say when he heard his wife died? Argh, shiva me timbers"

"""But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."" Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* ""I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"""

"What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar"

"The average Canadian couple says ""sorry"" 112 times in their wedding vows"

"What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk."

"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."

"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."

"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."

"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."