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Joke of the Day

"I went on an extreme camping trip... It was in tents."

"Well Done to Barack Obama... The first Black man to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during a parole hearing."

"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."

"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"

"If my ex had an autobiography it would be called ""Mein Cramps"" What, did you NOT SEE that one coming?"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."

"What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck"

"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."

"What's the best thing about being a Shemale Can participate in mixed doubles alone"

"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."