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Joke of the Day
"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"
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"Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth."
"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"A girl walks into a bar and introduces herself.... She walks up to a guy at a bar and says ""Hi, I'm Anita."" He replies, ""Anita this dick?"""
"I like my women like I like my alcohol... XXX."
"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."
"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son."
"Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories."
"I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, ""We need to talk!"""