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Joke of the Day

"What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? ""Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos."" My friend just posted this to Facebook :)"

"How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!"

"Me: Tell me about your weekend. Bob: Why? You never ask. Me: I find your voice acts like a laxative. Bob: That's disgus- Me: It worked! Bye."

"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."

"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"

"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""

"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."

"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."