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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."

"My mom just told me she's been watching that ""Game of Thongs"" show. Gawd I hope she's just saying it wrong."

"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"I really want to make a joke about Luis Suarez but I don't want to upset Liverpool fans.F*ck it. Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt? Because he lives in Liverpool."

"If I could pick any super power it would be... echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed."

"I got a book for Hanukkah today It was the diary of Anne Frank"

"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."

"The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave."

"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."

"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"