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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."
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"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"
"HA! [That's close enough.](http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/internet-explorer/downloads/ie-9/worldwide-languages)"
"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"
"My period is late ."
"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."
"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."
"I love when people say ""If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right."" Because that's what Hitler would say."
"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."