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Joke of the Day

"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""

"What do you call a bear that is not Jewish? Gentile Ben"

"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."

"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"When is a door not a door? When it's a plank."

"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""

"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."

"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"

"Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died? He just needed a little bit of Clojure."