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Joke of the Day

"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."

"It's windows 10 because 7 8 9"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six-offender!"

"I have an addiction to cheddar... But it's only mild"

"So this guy gets pulled over... He's speeding and clearly stoned. The police officer says: ""How high are you?"" And the man replies ""No officer, it's hi how are you."""

"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."

"Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Sometimes I'll send a tweet, notice a typo in it, delete it, re-send it, notice a different typo, unplug computer, change my name and move."

"No control I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard."