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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to microwave a fish and he'll lose the respect of all his co-workers."
"I like my women like I like my panic attacks Ready to fuck me without a moment's notice"
"I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him"
"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"
"Did you hear about the font wanted for murder? Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold."
"If you're asking me to choose sides, I'll always choose potato salad."
"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."
"What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip"
"What did the one melon say to the other melon? We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe."