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Joke of the Day
"My heart hurts when you're not around *buuurrrrpp* Never mind"
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"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."
"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"
"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."
"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""
"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"
"If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something."
"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"
"Why were the people in twin towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane"
"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."