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Joke of the Day

"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"

"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind..."

"Fortunately I've never been brainwashed, so my mind gets dirtier each day."

"I see right through Caitlin Jenner Because she's trans-parent"

"Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It's worth it!"

"I'm dating a half-Asian girl. Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident. - Dan Mintz"

"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."

"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"

"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"

"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"