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Joke of the Day

"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"

"A goose walks into a cafe. He says, ""I want a burger, fries, and coke. Put it on my bill."""

"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."

"[outpost in the Arctic Circle] ""I'm quitting, here's my 2 week notice"" BOSS: The days last 6 months here ""Sonofa..."""

"""Where is the remote?"" ""All the way over there."" ""Guess I'm watching this."""

"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."

"Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it."

"When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail... When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40 A month later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2"

"What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*"

"Thank Satan it's Monday."