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Joke of the Day
"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""
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"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."
"All I'm saying is if I'm not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign."
"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said ""attentive lovers""... ...actually she might have said ""A tent of lovers"", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions."
"I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER"
"Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke? He finally got it!"
"What do blind trains read? Raile!"
"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."
"That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you."