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Joke of the Day

"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""

"I have a big butt and I can not lie."

"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"

"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""

"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized."

"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"

"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"