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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."

"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."

"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""

"Saying ""Only in New York"" is just a way for you to cope with watching a bum pee on another bum that is shitting in the subway."

"To those out there who have accused me of selling out, of abandoning my beliefs and values to climb the social ladder: uh... yeah. yes."

"Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)"

"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."

"Why do Hummingbirds hum Because they forgot the words!"

"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"

"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."