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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."
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"Football is like sex By the end of it you'll be bruised, battered, and sore; but hey at least your dad came."
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"Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!"
"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"
"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."
"I always get a ""Yes"" from women, but it's usually followed by ""That's him, officer."""
"Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices"
"Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers."
"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."