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Joke of the Day

"Every time Guy Fieri forgets to call it ""Hotlanta"" Chester Cheetah magically appears to remove one flame from his shirt."

"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"

"have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris"

"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."

"What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey."

"[Hires Skywriter] I DON'T OVERREACT"

"I had sex with your mom A sandwich"

"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."

"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."