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Joke of the Day

"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"

"I'masinglesexuallyfrustratedastronaut.YouknowwhatIcouldreallygofor? aSpaceBar"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!"

"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."

"Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day."

"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."

"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""

"A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea."

"Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year!"