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"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"
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"Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do."
"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"
"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"
"11:30 - Sit on toilet, open Twitter. 11:54 - Try to stand, fall to floor with numb legs. 11:55 - Get comfortable on floor, open Twitter."
"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""
"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"
"'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall There were multiple reports of trampling injuries."
"Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!"
"Why don't elephants smoke? They can't fit their butts in the ashtray"