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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"
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"A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."
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"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."
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"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."