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Joke of the Day

"I'm much better at organizing my thoughts on Reddit than I am IRL After all, most of my comments here just have the one point."

"How many Polaks does it take to come up with heliocentric theory? One."

"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."

"What did one snowman say to another snowman... Do you smell carrots!?"

"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."

"What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain? A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches."

"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"

"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."

"At what age do kids stop remembering how often their parents are late picking them up from school because of online poker?"

"Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body"