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Joke of the Day

"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."

"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."

"If you don't like the way women drive, Stay off the sidewalk."

"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !"

"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."

"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"

"""Bitches ain't shit"" - Saint Valentine's last words."

"You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*"

"Say what you want about Edward Scissorhands... but I think he's a pretty sharp guy."