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"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."
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"I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge."
"A John gets crabs from a 10$ hooker... he goes back to complain, and the hooker tells him ""what did you expect for 10$, lobster?"""
"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."
"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."
"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"
"Mum: Why hasn't ________? been around lately? I thought you were good friends? Me: Because he turned into a cunt."
"If a tree falls on your wife, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The real question is... why the hell was there a tree in your kitchen?"
"My internet went out today so I went downstairs and talked to my family They seem like nice people."
"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."