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Joke of the Day

"Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body"

"What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains!"

"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"

"Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. She takes a bite and cries with joy. ""This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?"" She asks. ""It cheese ma."""

"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"

"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."

"Ways to make your woman happy. 1. Cook for her. 2. Surprise her with hugs & kisses. 3. Hide a lion in her apartment then rescue her."

"cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."