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Joke of the Day

"What did one snowman say to another snowman... Do you smell carrots!?"

"[firemen meeting] if we had a pole instead of stairs, we could get to the trucks much quicker *from back* ""why dont we just sit downstairs?"""

"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

"Why was the mathematician stressed out? He was in a dilemma."

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder!"

"What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars."

"A look into the mind of women..."

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"

"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""