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Joke of the Day

"At what age do kids stop remembering how often their parents are late picking them up from school because of online poker?"

"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."

"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."

"I don't know how to do my own taxes or understand how the stock market works, but definitely listen to my political opinions on everything"

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."

"Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials that quickly spreads to the brain."

"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"

"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."

"Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom? They were in abundance."

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."