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Joke of the Day

"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"

"Why Did Hitler commit suicide? Because his gas bill was too high..."

"A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack"

"My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president."

"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."

"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."

"I used to be a circumcist. The pay was shit but I got to keep the tips"

"What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date? I'm sorry, but you're just not my type."

"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users."