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Joke of the Day

"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"

"I turn 30 in like 4 and a half hours... I always said I'd retire from comedy if I hadn't ""made it"" by 30. ...So I've got like 4 hours left"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."

"Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?"

"Overheard this locker room convo: ""The new school janitor is weird. He's always hiding in here when we're showering"". I took my mop and left"

"Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it's only a matter of time before I snap."

"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Cancer."

"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"