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Joke of the Day

"I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval."

"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."

"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."

"A duck walks into rehab ""What're you here for?"" asks the desk lady. ""I'm addicted to quack."""

"If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback. I'll let myself out."

"I broke up with a tin of paint this week. I'm feeling pretty emulsional. (CREDIT TO MY MUM FOR THIS MASTERPIECE)"

"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."