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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"

"What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !"

"wait I thought laser eye surgery meant I get laser eyes"

"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."

"What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car? The bear maximum"

"My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it. Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ..."

"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"My friend lied to me about pooping in the slow cooker. What a crock of shit."

"Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!"