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Joke of the Day
"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."
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"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month"
"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."
"Talking to you makes me invent new swear words."
"The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense."
"Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?"
"What's ET short for? His stupid little legs."
"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."
"What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight."