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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
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"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"
"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"
"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"
"What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit"
"What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !"
"Twitterzoned (by Kevin L. Schwartz) Is ""Twitterzoning"" a thing? ""You're okay as a Twitter friend, but let's not get all Facebook about this."" You've been Twitterzoned."
"My 3-year-old dumped pudding in her pocket. Novice dad reaction: ""You ruined your pants."" Veteran dad: ""Thank God. I thought it was poop."""
"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."