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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."
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"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D"
"If 9/11 happened in Vegas, no one would have ever known due to that silly motto."
"EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]"
"Boss ""I'm looking for a volunteer."" Me *chops off own legs ""I can't!"" Co-worker ""I'm busy, sorry."" Me ""damn, that's a better excuse."""
"What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to? Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one."
"I was wondering how close the twister was... The answer blew me away"
"Why was the blonde nymphomaniac sad after she got her driver's license? She got an F in sex."
"Only smart, good-looking people will ""like"" this status."
"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."