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Joke of the Day

"A duck walks into rehab ""What're you here for?"" asks the desk lady. ""I'm addicted to quack."""

"What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ... ... stopping it with a shovel"

"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"

"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."

"What did the Korean family call their dog? Stu"

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"Name a famous explorer ""Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten"", asked my son ""Internet explorer."", I replied."

"Dicksuckers Cramp Guy 1: ""You know what this face is?"" *Holds mouth open in an O* Guy 2: ""No, what?"" Guy 1: ""Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"" Guy 2: ""Yeah"" Guy 1: ""How often?"""

"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way, you get your dog back."""

"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."