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Joke of the Day
"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."
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"Two muffins are baking in an oven ... And one muffin turns to the other one and says, ""Wow, it's pretty darn hot in here."" The other muffin says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"
"Programmers How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem."
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"
"What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula."
"Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player"
"I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks."
"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."