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Joke of the Day
"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""
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"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!"
"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"
"Math joke: Why can't you derivate a social scientist? Because they don't have a function"
"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"
"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"
"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."
"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps."