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Joke of the Day

"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""

"I got rear-ended in traffic the other day Thank God i wasn't in my car."

"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""

"I just took my girlfriend to Hawaii... my wife was pissed. Credit: Old guy at work yesterday when I got back from Hawaii."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"

"What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken? JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA"

"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."

"What do you call coffee for jews? Hebrew."

"""You're attachment is too large,"" my computer tells me. I blush. ""My eyes are up here,"" I respond coyly."

"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"