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Joke of the Day

"Math joke: Why can't you derivate a social scientist? Because they don't have a function"

"What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive."

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""

"Santa hates penguins True fact. Santa hates penguins. In truth, they are polar opposites."

"What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."

"How did little Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"If someone gossips to you, you can bet they also gossip about you..."

"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."

"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."