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Joke of the Day

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."

"How do you make soup from a computer? It's easy; just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes."

"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."

"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"

"It sings and drives John Travolvo"

"I've spent the last 2 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer. But no one will do it"

"Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime ""literally"" is misused and did his ""You keep saying that word"" bit Genie: That ones on the house"

"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"

"I figured out why Bono got in all that tax trouble. He got double U2s."