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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it."
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"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."
"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""
"A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, ""first offender?"" She replied, ""No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."""
"My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"
"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."