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Joke of the Day

"I enjoy hitting my kids with my belt. I also never take my belt off."

"Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? Ph.P."

"Governors that use foursquare probably get really angry when they become mayor of something."

"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"

"I studied abroad for a year. But she got really creeped out and moved away."

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."

"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"

"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? / Are you still on your iPhone even though you said you were going to sleep?"

"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."