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Joke of the Day
"I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work. I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man."
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"What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!"
"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."
"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."
"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."
"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper."
"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."