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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"
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"They changed something in the matrix... and now all the eigenvalues are wrong."
"My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video."
"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."
"Today at work, at my desk, my boss offered me a handjob... It's okay though, I'm self employed."
"Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they'll age, and most of them you regret creating."
"I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!"
"What do you call gasoline that comes in first place? Win Diesel"
"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."
"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"