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Joke of the Day
"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."
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"George Lucas, the creator of ""Star Wars,"" is 70 years old today. George didn't bother celebrating. He spent the day making unnecessary changes to all his earlier birthdays."
"What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head? Depth perception"
"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Because I explode on impact."
"I'm really good at making jazzy versions of rap songs in my bathroom but I don't know how to put that on my resume so I'll just demonstrate?"
"Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!"
"Man gets left side crushed in car accident. But don't worry he's all right now"
"What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea? CORALL!"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy."
"I told my girlfriend to apply for a job at the pet store 'cause she really knows how to handle a cock 'r two"