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Joke of the Day
"Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist."
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"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."
"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
"What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill? *Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*"
"Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
"I'm half-French and half-American, but I know my heart is American, do you know why? Because if it were French it would stop working!"
"If you only had 1% battery left on your phone, what would you tweet? Because clearly we'd still tweet."
"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."
"A moral compass is just a clock that isn't drunk enough."