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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
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"So you're the bitch that told that bitch that I'm a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who's the bitch now, bitch?"