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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill? *Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*"

"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""

"Trump's inauguration had a low turnout Still more than Hillary's inauguration"

"I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself."

"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem."

"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."

"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A Synonym Roll."

"Spent most of my early twenties trying to open a pistachio."