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Joke of the Day
"You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman."
Next Joke
"I've been watching women's volleyball and there has already been an injury... But I'll be ok by monday."
"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."
"Did you here about the gay midget? He finally came out of the cabinet"
"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"
"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""
"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"
"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."
"The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about."
"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."