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Joke of the Day

"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."

"Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder."

"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"

"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"

"When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing."

"Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt. Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that."

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"

"If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?"

"Calling someone ""stupid"" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis."