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Joke of the Day
"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"
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"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."
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"""Dude, this game is like your mom."" ""Dude, this game is just like your mom."" ""How so?"" ""It's really easy."""
"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"
"ME: [rubbing stomach after a big meal] WAITER: please stop touching me"