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Joke of the Day
"If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?"
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"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."
"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""
"In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter."
"I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough."
"What do you moan in Cleveland when you're close to orgasm? O-HI-O"
"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"
"You know, I really liked the rule of Nero. Rome was pretty lit at the time."
"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""
"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."